designated driving...

... getting a DUI or burning up in a flaming drunken wreckage would almost be preferable.

 (This was me last night - btw like my blue dress?)

 I had my first taste of being the resident designated driver last night. I learnt three things:

1. Drunken people are grotesque
2. Drunken people DO  NOT give good directions
and 
3. There is nothing more tempting than a bottle of Jameson whiskey sitting nonchalantly on the passenger's seat.