I'm not usually one for politics. My general opinion is that as long as the Nazi Party or the Reds don't get too frisky, we'll be just fine. Whether it's a squibby middle-aged man or a squibby middle-aged woman, I really don't think a change in Labor Leader is going revolutionise Australia's cultural landscape.
That said, having our first female PM is a historic step. Girl Power! Just another baby step towards the Fall of Man (I can picture a dystopian, post-apocolyptic future where Earth is ruled by an icy Monster-Queen, with men as powerless sperm-producing drones forced to watch the thousands of Sex and the City movie sequels being made until the end of time...)
In closing, I say farewell to you K-Rudd. Your lack of emotion, which you finally showed us in your parting speech today, was your ultimate downfall. If only you'd shed a few more tears during your term as PM. This just re-affirms how fickle politics are.
It's not about policy - we live in a society dominated by people who read TV Week, The Herald Sun and New Idea.
If only Rudd has adopted an African baby or married a supermodel, then maybe we would've had him round for a bit longer.
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